Day 130: Well, Finally I have a POA that will make me have a husband and maybe a new grandmother who gives me $50 for graduation

Well, a life just seems so much more bearable and interesting when said life's owner has a "POA" or "Plan Of Action" in said owner's life on how to live it. And this Orchard has just about had enough of sitting alone every night not being able to consistently use her computer and not watching tv because of the bad cable service, and not having friends, and this Orchard now has a POA that will change her life!

And so my POA is simply this: I will attend a wedding and find someone who wishes to marry me. I have decided on this course of action because it seems the story goes that when someone is looking for a good time in life, if that someone attends a wedding she or he is not invited to, it is just a riot and people always find funny things to happen, and meet people, and get free food and laughs, and often people at the wedding even think that the person not invited is an old relative or other such nonsense, and said non-invitee might even get some money for her graduation if the elderly people think she is a relative who just graduated.

Well, I am hoping it will work out just like this, and so I have checked out the internet sites for weddings and it tends to be the case that there is a wedding going on in Michigan this weekend where the bride is just so cute and fun looking, and she likes hand-made pottery and even registered something called a "bridal registry" at Macy's and Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Which is rather nice to let people know the kinds of gifts that one might like to receive. But I decided to go to Pier 1 and purchase just a beautiful salad bowl and servingware to go with it, because the bride also mentioned that she likes wooden utensils, and why not a wooden salad bowl to go with?

And I will wrap it up in glossy magazines with pictures of diamonds and articles about "is he really your mate for life?" and make little glitters on it, as I do like glitters, and I will even sing to the bowl tonight to get it in shape for the long 12 hour drive to Michigan tomorrow. And I am pleased that the group rate that the bride reserved at the hotel is still in effect so close to the wedding, and I really just am so grateful that the bride was kind enough to post this information to the public domain.

So tomorrow begins my journey of my trip and I am just so excited to finally meet that special someone and to feel connected and loved again at a wedding, but I am only nervous the bride will not like the color of my salad bowl gift.

Love,
Orchard